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[Sep. 22nd, 2006|09:57 pm] |
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((OOC: i am actually drunk. so. um. fun times?))
title: randomness does not win, but it wins alcohol.
rating: two bottles of vodka.
warning: there are no chips. why. twat ate them. there are no fucks and this is depressing.
characters: i don't fucking know, make your own. oh. sengoku and minami. yamafuckingbuki. oi.
you wankers.
sengoku is the biggest fuckwit in the world. his love for minami is like a fijord. it is big and great and fucking cold because his balls are always blue. he watches porn with minami and minami practices head on sengoku. while watching porn. this is old news. but sengoku likes shaky fuzzy mobile phone porn the best. that is new news. more new news is that he likes it because it makes him throw up. sengoku is weird. minami is weirder. together they are not as weird as the jimmies. but the jimmies are straight. they are still weirdest.
i once poured applesauce on sengoku's head. we were in my mother's cafe and i was helping out and he was being a fuckwit so i poured it over his head and he started licking it off and saying that it was his lucky day and why didn't I do it more often. i said he wasn't usually so horrible that he needed fucking applesauce over his head to shut him up. and he licked really nicely. he licked off a lot more applesauce later and then he chundered in my lap and sengoku goes funny colours when he chunders and he is not so pretty anymore. i still think minami is a sucker for becoming a slave to sengoku's whims. but banji is scarier than sengoku and that is why.
sengoku is obssessed with cows. he likes the way they smell and he likes breathing their stinky farts. we saw some at the butcher's the other day and they were very stinky. he asked to smell them and then he said they smelt like feet and i said that they weren't alive anymore and that was why. live cows smell like REAL feet. they smell like sengoku's feet when he's spent too many days in the one pair of shoes and has to be reminded that sweat exists for a reason and he had better not ignore that reason or i would shoot him.
banji is plotting to overthrow the government. we know this because he is banji and he is a creepy fucker with too many conspiracy theories. and he does this evil smile thing and i think he is plotting to take over the world. i saw notes. and he has a tally on the label of his shirts of how many boys he's fucked. and it is very wrong and creepy and you should all stay away from banji. except that sengoku is one of many notches but sengoku does not care, because sengoku is a twit and he and minami fuck in the clubroom even when they know that banji is watching through the cameras.
it is step one of his plot to take over the world through corrupting tennis boys. it is not on but it is banji and banji is a creepy fucker of the ultimate power squad. he and hanamura and sakaki together are great evil. i will kill them before it happens. except that banji is too creepy to kill, so sengoku will do it. he says it is good luck to get a death card in your readings. i do not agree. death is death is death, except apparently in tarot. fucking fujis. creepy fuckers.
in conclusion, minami is a whore, sengoku is luuuuucky~! he does not have gonorrhea, and banji is secrectly a government agent. this is the basic introduction to life at yamabuki. |
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| WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK |
[Sep. 16th, 2006|01:39 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK IS FUCKING GOING ON? I LEAVE FOR A FUCKING WEEK AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING VACATION EVERYTHING GOES TO THE FUCKING PITS OF FUCKING HELL. AND A FUCKING RABBIT FUCKING AMBUSHED ME. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
I fucking come back with two fucking sets of memories and only one of them is fucking real, Dan has fucking MPD, Kaidoh is fucking NOT fucking, Sanada is a fucking arsehole again and in his right fucking mind, Mary and that fucking girly mod have gone fucking crazy, Fuji sawed through fandom with a fucking chainsaw and if all of this doesn't fucking resolve I will fucking hunt him down and fucking kill him with that fucking piece of shit, and there's fucking twenty-year-olds fucking around like they're fucking fourteen, when they were fourteen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS FUCKING GOING ON.
((OOC: This is the post where you comment about what the plotholes did to your character. I intend this as something along the lines of a reference post, so that players/characters can come back here and scroll for a refresh when they deal with characters. Please give as much information as possible. If you have to say something OOCly, do so in small-text at the end of your comment and mark it as OOC. For example -
explanation: Akutsu remembers two timelines: the brawl-verse as seen previously, and a 'verse where he and Dan are still in the very early stages of their relationship, or of any relationship at all. The second 'verse is the real one. He is otherwise unchanged.)) |
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| 21 Reasons Why You Are All Fucking Stupid |
[Aug. 20th, 2006|04:48 pm] |
Someone has to tell you fuckers to get fucking lives.
100 20 21 Reasons Why You Are All Fucking Stupid.
1. You all fucking edit too much. (See: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) gekidasadaze.) Eight fucking edits? A new fucking entry. Or write it in the first fucking entry in the first fucking place.
2. What the fucking fuck are you fucking morons doing? (See: that viper guy's userinfo.) FourteenFifteen fucking stars? Come the fuck on. He's writing fucking stories about fucking princesses and fucking Disney characters getting fucked up the fucking arse.
3. The fucking Virgin fucking Mary is fucking fucking with all of us and you fucking lamearses haven't fucking driven her out of fucking fandom yet. Even though she got some of us FUCKING PREGNANT. We're fucking BNFs of twenty fucking fandoms. We rule more than fucking lolitzgod. Fucking act like it, you fuckers.
4. You all have fucking crappy usernames. ''fsshuuukitty' is fucking asking to be called a fucking hissy bitch. gekidasadase - your name is Fucking Lamearse. It's your fucking username.
5. Fic. One fucking post. Life. One fucking entry. Not in the same fucking post, motherfuckers. You all fucking do this, and it's fucking annoying. If we want to read about your fucking stupid lives, we fucking will. Don't fucking sneak it into the fucking end of a fucking drabble post. We don't want to fucking read it.
6. None of you ever fucking post decent fucking entries . It's all boofuckinghoo-I'm-fucking-bored crybaby shit. If you're fucking bored, find a way to stop yourself from being fucking bored. Failing that - because you all fucking FAIL - keep it to your fucking selves.
7. You're all fucking FAGGOTS. Last I fucking checked, most of the world was fucking straight. That puts a really big fucking chance on more than half of you being fucking delusional.
8. You all drink and whine about the fucking hangovers. Drink fucking water and fucking eat, or fucking suck it the hell up.
9. The fucking fuck is up with the fucking smut writers? Captain 'I've fucking jacks on my fucking boots and they're fucking shoved up my arse' and the fucking I-eat-crow-for-breakfast demon are the only fucking decent smut writers in fandom. What the fucking fuck is up with that?
10. The fucking shota brat from Ouran is going to fucking Hyotei and the king fucker hasn't fucking noticed that a fucking SHOTA BRAT fucking half his size just fucking PWNED him. The fuck.
11. All the fucking Bleach and Death Note fuckers are fucking emo brats and you fucking act like this is fucking normal. These people are fucking grown adults. You'd think they'd grow the fuck up. You slept with the wrong fucking person, fucking deal with it. Don't fucking emo all over fucking LJ.
12. What the fucking fuck is up with the fucking emo twins from fucking Ouran? They're fucking brats with no fucking lives that fucking sit around whining about how fucking incesty they are. Fuck each other and get it the fuck over with.
13. You all fucking think that fucking pointy fucker from Hyotei is fucking hotter than me. You're all wrong in the fucking head.
14. You all fucking comment without fucking thumbsup and then you're all fucking 'oooeeeeeer, I fucking forgot, teehee!' THE FUCK. Get it right the first fucking time and save our fucking inboxes.
15. Fucking Jesus has a fucking Myspace and he didn't fucking friend me. Fucking shithead.
16. Rikkaidai's fucking captain fucking comments on bloody fucking EVERYTHING and he's never fucking got anything to say. Shut the fucking fuck up, Yammermura.
17. Fucking MemeGen is not a fucking excuse for a fucking entry. And those fucking 'pass it on, booyah!' ones, like those fucking interviews - guess the fuck what? They fucking suck. You don't have anything to fucking say, don't fucking post it. Do some shitty arty thing instead.
18. Count your fucking thumbs. You're here to be fucking BNFs, not whine about not getting fucking stars when, SURFUCKINGPRISE, you haven't been fucking counting your fucking thumbs. Count the fuckers and get more, fuckwits.
19. You all fucking use fucking emoticons. Learn to use your fucking language for the fucking communication it's fucking MEANT for and grow the fuck up. Don't waste space on fucking smilies, you pack of whiny four-year-olds.
20. Drama, drama, drama-fucking-drama. Stop fucking angsting all over the journals in fucking smalltext and whitext and icons and what the fuck ever text. Just go and fuck each other the fuck already and save our fucking time.
edit: 21. No-one wants to read about the king fucker, tentacles or fucking not. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2006|10:45 am] |
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| | Nine Inch Nails - Closer | ] |
Been so fucking distracted I fucking aced my fucking assignments. Fucking teachers doing their 'why didn't you fucking do that before' whiny shit.
Fucking joygasm. Fucking dealers know their shit. |
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[Aug. 4th, 2006|02:10 pm] |
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Got into some fucking scrap earlier and got fucking slashed by some fucking dick with a fucking scimtar. Who the fuck carries a fucking scimtar around fucking Tokyo? |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2006|01:17 pm] |
Had some fucking picnic with Dan. Stupid little shit brought too much cake.
Fuck, the twat's harping at me again. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2006|06:41 pm] |
Sanada is a fuckwit.
Nah, the match didn't fucking go well. What the fuck gives you that impression?
I fucking want a rematch. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 28th, 2006|05:06 pm] |
What the fuck is this thing? |
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